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hellabaloo) wrote2016-08-24 10:42 pm
hellabaloo) wrote2016-08-24 10:42 pm
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Dear Last Minute Sub Author/Artist
Ahhhhhhhhh author/artist I'm so excited for this exchange, you have no idea! Please please take any of these prompts as ideas and brainstorming on my part—use them as jumping off points or ignore them altogether if you already have an idea or inspiration strikes :)
Good luck and I can't wait to see what you create!
General Info:
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historiograph on tumblr. Clearly I've got a DW account, but this and my LJ account don't have much in them beyond other exchange letters.
General Likes:
I’d be equally happy with shippy or gen art/fic for all the pairings I’ve requested, and tried to come up with prompts for both. But if you do want to go in a porny direction, some things I love are: fun, giggly sex, anything related to size difference (especially forehead kisses!), edging, frottage, coming in pants, breathplay, touch starvation, sex-pollen, and accidental stimulation.
Regarding shipfic and rl couples: I am a-ok with either open relationships, polyamorous relationships, or the girlfriends/wives/partners don't exist options. But please do not explicitly break up a couple in a fic to get to porn. Thanks!
For Fic:
So many things! I love love love gapfillers and fics that hew incredibly closely to canon. I love AUs: canon-divergent, for-want-of-a-nail type things or whole new universes (organized crime/hitmen! professional athletes being professional athletes in different sports! space pirate! under-caffeinated, overworked grad student! gladiator! bookish accountant/socialite!). And if you can work the two together? OMG LET ME MARRY YOU.
I love tropes (time loops! fake dating! huddling for warmth! slow-burn/UST/pining! soulmates/soulbonding! gay chicken! identity porn! bed-sharing! accidental baby acquisition! hurt/comfort!) and subversions of tropes too. I love interesting and complicated relationships between characters, but I love easy get-togethers and fluffy feel-good fics too.
Past vs. present tense isn't a big deal to me, although generally I prefer third-person narration.
For Art:
Forgive me, I've never given art likes before XD I adore fanart and fanartists and I've got prompts down below for the specific requests where I've requested art, but general likes? I LIKE THAT IT EXISTS. That's not useful at all, I know, but if you draw me art I will love you forever and that's just fact.
General Dislikes:
Please no rape/non-con, mpreg, necro, terminal illness, non-canonical character deaths, infidelity, loss of limb or permanent/serious injury, character bashing, character flaws being glossed over, and characters assuming the worst of each other through lack of communication.
While I like a lot of AUs, please no coffeeshop or high school!AUs.
⇒ Pep Guardiola & José Mourinho (art or fic)
Okay, these two? I love allllllll the layers and intrigue to their relationship. What it was when Mou was at Barça, him not getting the manager position and the board going with Pep instead, those cutthroat years between 2010-2013 when all the insults were awful and personal, the way Mou seems to be able to needle Pep more than anyone else, EVERYTHING.
Prompts
◊ Bodyswap fic! "Pep" is suddenly much more confrontational in press conferences and "Mou" has a sudden soft spot for Barcelona.
◊ At the 2016/2017 Premier League Manager of the Season gala, too much champagne is consumed and Pep and Mou wake up in bed together the next morning. Neither can remember if they actually had sex.
◊ Basically this tumblr post: Pep and Mou manager a low-level team with limited resources for tv/charity/REASONS. (90's setting optional but MUCH appreciated ;)
◊ They may have been managing in different leagues for a couple years, but Pep and Mou still kept their weird, layered rivalry.
⇒ Andrés Iniesta (fic)
I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT CAPITÀ ANDRÉS. Like. As one of the few? only? players left that experienced Barça before Rijkaard and Pep and winning the league consistently let alone the Champions League and trebles. ANYTHING YOU WRITE I WILL LOVE.
Prompts
◊ He may be captain, but Andrés struggles sometimes with feeling like he's worthy of the honor.
◊ Xavi and Andrés have a standing phone date every week where they catch up on what's been happening in their lives. It's taken them years to realize that distance really does make the heart grow fonder. Porn option for 500: phone sex!
◊ Andrés is a shy, ineffectual vampire. (So, I feel a little weird requesting this since I've started writing a verse like this BUT please don't think you have to fit my silly headcanons into your fic. Make it completely different! I just really like the idea of Andrés as a vampire. I mean, come on XD)
⇒ Nike "The Last Game" Commercial: Andrés Iniesta & Neymar, Jr. (art or fic)
I love Nike ads and this is one of my all-time favorites of theirs. The premise is just so out there, but I love all the room it leaves for world building in between when the clones first appear and all the footballers are forced into retirement. Literally anything-truly, honestly anything- written in this weird 'verse will make me happy.
Here's a link if you've never seen it!
Prompts
◊ Neymar visits Andrés at his winery because he has no idea what to do with his life after the clones take his job as a footballer.
◊ Andrés takes it upon himself to travel to Brazil and check in on Neymar and David Luiz's hair salon, even though he doesn't make much hair to style. He's worried, ok?
◊ Andrés and Neymar share a moment before the titular Last Game is about to start.
⇒ Lionel Messi & Marc-André ter Stegen (fic)
Definitely a quieter set these two, BUT YOU HAVE SEEN THEM HUG IT OUT RIGHT? THEY ARE BOTH A+ HUGGERS AND TOGETHER IT'S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. They're so lovely and complimentary to each other when the press asks and just delightful together as friends or more.
Prompts
◊ Marc is a surprisingly good babysitter.
◊ Leo hates when new players transfer in and he has to break them of their illusions of "The Great Lionel Messi." How does he do it with Marc? Does he need to? Basically, Marc's-new-to-Barça fic, ft. Leo!
◊ Leo has a thing for tall people because he can slot right under their arms for optimal hugs. He keeps contriving ways to get ter Stegen to hug him because Marc gives great hugs but Leo doesn't want to be weird about asking Marc for hugs all the time.
⇒ Marco Reus & Marc-André ter Stegen (fic)
I just really like Marc and Marco's friendship. It seems like one of those ones that even though they may not talk a whole lot they can really easily fall back together into old habits.
Prompts
◊ Marc is the hot yoga/pilates instructor taking over for Marco's usual teacher For Reasons and Marco gets all flustered when Marc corrects his positions causing him to mess up even more.
◊ Prep for the Euros: Marco worrying that he's not fit enough, Marc worrying Jogi will drop him from the final team selection, just give me ALL THE FEELS.
◊ BABIES AT BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH. Die Fohlen are Marc's childhood club, his one and only—how did he react to Marco coming in as a young, up-and-coming "hired gun?" How did he feel about him leaving?
◊ Marc and Marco lose their virginity together. It's nothing like how it happens on tv.
Good luck and I can't wait to see what you create!
General Info:
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General Likes:
I’d be equally happy with shippy or gen art/fic for all the pairings I’ve requested, and tried to come up with prompts for both. But if you do want to go in a porny direction, some things I love are: fun, giggly sex, anything related to size difference (especially forehead kisses!), edging, frottage, coming in pants, breathplay, touch starvation, sex-pollen, and accidental stimulation.
Regarding shipfic and rl couples: I am a-ok with either open relationships, polyamorous relationships, or the girlfriends/wives/partners don't exist options. But please do not explicitly break up a couple in a fic to get to porn. Thanks!
For Fic:
So many things! I love love love gapfillers and fics that hew incredibly closely to canon. I love AUs: canon-divergent, for-want-of-a-nail type things or whole new universes (organized crime/hitmen! professional athletes being professional athletes in different sports! space pirate! under-caffeinated, overworked grad student! gladiator! bookish accountant/socialite!). And if you can work the two together? OMG LET ME MARRY YOU.
I love tropes (time loops! fake dating! huddling for warmth! slow-burn/UST/pining! soulmates/soulbonding! gay chicken! identity porn! bed-sharing! accidental baby acquisition! hurt/comfort!) and subversions of tropes too. I love interesting and complicated relationships between characters, but I love easy get-togethers and fluffy feel-good fics too.
Past vs. present tense isn't a big deal to me, although generally I prefer third-person narration.
For Art:
Forgive me, I've never given art likes before XD I adore fanart and fanartists and I've got prompts down below for the specific requests where I've requested art, but general likes? I LIKE THAT IT EXISTS. That's not useful at all, I know, but if you draw me art I will love you forever and that's just fact.
General Dislikes:
Please no rape/non-con, mpreg, necro, terminal illness, non-canonical character deaths, infidelity, loss of limb or permanent/serious injury, character bashing, character flaws being glossed over, and characters assuming the worst of each other through lack of communication.
While I like a lot of AUs, please no coffeeshop or high school!AUs.
Requests
In an attempt at alphabetic order:⇒ Pep Guardiola & José Mourinho (art or fic)
Okay, these two? I love allllllll the layers and intrigue to their relationship. What it was when Mou was at Barça, him not getting the manager position and the board going with Pep instead, those cutthroat years between 2010-2013 when all the insults were awful and personal, the way Mou seems to be able to needle Pep more than anyone else, EVERYTHING.
Prompts
◊ Bodyswap fic! "Pep" is suddenly much more confrontational in press conferences and "Mou" has a sudden soft spot for Barcelona.
◊ At the 2016/2017 Premier League Manager of the Season gala, too much champagne is consumed and Pep and Mou wake up in bed together the next morning. Neither can remember if they actually had sex.
◊ Basically this tumblr post: Pep and Mou manager a low-level team with limited resources for tv/charity/REASONS. (90's setting optional but MUCH appreciated ;)
◊ They may have been managing in different leagues for a couple years, but Pep and Mou still kept their weird, layered rivalry.
⇒ Andrés Iniesta (fic)
I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT CAPITÀ ANDRÉS. Like. As one of the few? only? players left that experienced Barça before Rijkaard and Pep and winning the league consistently let alone the Champions League and trebles. ANYTHING YOU WRITE I WILL LOVE.
Prompts
◊ He may be captain, but Andrés struggles sometimes with feeling like he's worthy of the honor.
◊ Xavi and Andrés have a standing phone date every week where they catch up on what's been happening in their lives. It's taken them years to realize that distance really does make the heart grow fonder. Porn option for 500: phone sex!
◊ Andrés is a shy, ineffectual vampire. (So, I feel a little weird requesting this since I've started writing a verse like this BUT please don't think you have to fit my silly headcanons into your fic. Make it completely different! I just really like the idea of Andrés as a vampire. I mean, come on XD)
⇒ Nike "The Last Game" Commercial: Andrés Iniesta & Neymar, Jr. (art or fic)
I love Nike ads and this is one of my all-time favorites of theirs. The premise is just so out there, but I love all the room it leaves for world building in between when the clones first appear and all the footballers are forced into retirement. Literally anything-truly, honestly anything- written in this weird 'verse will make me happy.
Here's a link if you've never seen it!
Prompts
◊ Neymar visits Andrés at his winery because he has no idea what to do with his life after the clones take his job as a footballer.
◊ Andrés takes it upon himself to travel to Brazil and check in on Neymar and David Luiz's hair salon, even though he doesn't make much hair to style. He's worried, ok?
◊ Andrés and Neymar share a moment before the titular Last Game is about to start.
⇒ Lionel Messi & Marc-André ter Stegen (fic)
Definitely a quieter set these two, BUT YOU HAVE SEEN THEM HUG IT OUT RIGHT? THEY ARE BOTH A+ HUGGERS AND TOGETHER IT'S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. They're so lovely and complimentary to each other when the press asks and just delightful together as friends or more.
Prompts
◊ Marc is a surprisingly good babysitter.
◊ Leo hates when new players transfer in and he has to break them of their illusions of "The Great Lionel Messi." How does he do it with Marc? Does he need to? Basically, Marc's-new-to-Barça fic, ft. Leo!
◊ Leo has a thing for tall people because he can slot right under their arms for optimal hugs. He keeps contriving ways to get ter Stegen to hug him because Marc gives great hugs but Leo doesn't want to be weird about asking Marc for hugs all the time.
⇒ Marco Reus & Marc-André ter Stegen (fic)
I just really like Marc and Marco's friendship. It seems like one of those ones that even though they may not talk a whole lot they can really easily fall back together into old habits.
Prompts
◊ Marc is the hot yoga/pilates instructor taking over for Marco's usual teacher For Reasons and Marco gets all flustered when Marc corrects his positions causing him to mess up even more.
◊ Prep for the Euros: Marco worrying that he's not fit enough, Marc worrying Jogi will drop him from the final team selection, just give me ALL THE FEELS.
◊ BABIES AT BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH. Die Fohlen are Marc's childhood club, his one and only—how did he react to Marco coming in as a young, up-and-coming "hired gun?" How did he feel about him leaving?
◊ Marc and Marco lose their virginity together. It's nothing like how it happens on tv.